Lost my Blowout Virginity

I am home. I survived my first blog blowout. I had a blast. As two nights of drinking and little sleep gets to this 'ol girl, I will bullet for now and fill in the blanks later.
~I got my first Manicure/Pedicure - it was awesome. I am now going to go back for every 10 pounds I lose.
~We went out to get tattoos and were unsuccessful as we could not find a tattoo parlor in Cypress Texas.
~Those who attended Friday night are now known to Carrie's BIL according to our bra color.
~TBG brings pretty smokes. I had me a pink, shhhhh don't tell Mom.
~Chocolate pasties are attached with peanut butter.
~TBG makes yummy hovas.
~These bitches fart and burp in front of people, less Kami - of course. And I love it.
~ I got to meet Grandma K - she was awesome. I want to be as hip as she is when I am in my 80s.
~We ate lunch at a restaurant owned by Austinites. Cracked me up.
~You cannot believe how LONG grown women can discuss/laugh/snort about things of an anal nature. They cracked my shit right up - no pun intended.
~My outfit was successful in being comfy and showing off the girls.
~We did end up with tattoos - however, the temp kind. Found out Sweetie, in spite of his arachnophobia, finds a spider on a boob quite sexy.
~I did karaoke - yep, Kami and I sang "never gonna get it" - and we SUCKED!
~Tammy was AWESOME with her karaoke.
~When I miss Sweetie, I drink his favorite beer.
~We met a cool cop in the wee hours of the morning at Whataburger. He was nice and put up with and did not arrest us.

OK there is much more. I promise to post more later, along with more photos. Sweetie had an awesome weekend too. We missed each other so much, but the fun was much needed/appreciated. And Sweetie bought me a pin-hole camera that they sold at his event. I cannot wait to use it.

Now I must go and love on my Sweetie. I missed that man.